Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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