where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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