The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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