i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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