is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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