I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
NoShamevember. You game?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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