my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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