That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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