everyone is single if you try hard enough
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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