My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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