Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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