i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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