some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'm at about main and main street
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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