Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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