why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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