And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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