Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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