So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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