I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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