Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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