guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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