guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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