I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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