This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
