its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
