is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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