She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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