ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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