I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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