is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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