My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize