I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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