absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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