I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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