I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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