New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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