Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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