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Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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