Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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