She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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