I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have already put on my inside pants.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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