Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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