things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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