Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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