so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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