Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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