last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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