new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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