After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
