How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
