These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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