Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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