it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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