this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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