I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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