I heard we made out
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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