So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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