I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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