Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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